After April Foal's DayWritten by Roy G. Biv
Edited by Purple Tinker
Fluttershy rolled over on her bed, tears streaming down her face, as she punched a hoof into her pillow furiously. This year was supposed to be different! "Every year...", she thought to herself... "Every year, the other ponies have all the fun! This was going to be MY year!" Burying herself even deeper under the covers, she pressed her face into her pillow. As she let the tears flow, her memories of the day came flooding back, every detail painfully clear.
It was April Foal's Day, a day of pranks, practical jokes, and general merriment. Since moving to Ponyville, Fluttershy had been seen as "off limits" on this holiday, in deference to her skittish nature. But not this time. This year, she'd been planning for the festival, and this year-- for the first time ever-- she too was going to join in the fun! In fact, she had vowed that this year, she was going to be crowned the top prankster of the town!
The normally shy yellow pegasus had used u
Trapping the QuarterbackTrapping The Quarterback: The Apple Bloom Safe Edition
By Roy G. Biv
The following story involves male on transgendered-pony loving. For the 'Unshorn Fetlocks' edition with the naughtiness intact, please see the link in the story's description...
Quarterback flopped onto a cloud, heaving for breath as sweat caked every inch of his body. Ever since the Young Flier's Competition, he'd been flying over to Ponyville to practice with Rainbow Dash whenever he could get time off from work. He hoped to change careers to a Weather Pony, but he just didn't think it'd be so much hard work!
Rainbow Dash flew up effortlessly next to him as he panted there on the cloud, poking the gray pegasus with her forehoof. "Come on, you big ol' guy! We've only been flying at 100 KM for the past two hours! You can't be tired yet!"
Quarterback lifted his head weakly, his black mane in his eyes as he panted out, "Just... *huff* Need a minute... *wheeze* I'm all power... *gasp* Not speed like you..."
A _Very_ Long NightCaramel gave a swallow as he nervously trotted into the gay bar. "Th-thanks for coming with me, Big Mac..."
MacIntosh just nodded uncomfortably. "A'yup. I support ya' in... Well, in likin' other stallions. So I'll be here ta' support ya' on this. Jus' make sure none of there here'n guys get the wrong idea, okay?"
Caramel laughed. "Oh Relax, we're in Canterlot! What're the odds anyone knows us?"
"OHMIGOSH! ISTHATBIGMACHEREATTHEPINKPONYWITHCARAMEL! IALWAYSKNEWMACWASBATTINGFOROURTEAM! DOYOUTHINKAPPLEJACKKNOWSYETDASH!?"
Both stallions froze, hearing a familiar pink pony's voice behind them. Turning in dread, they both see Pinkie Pie's smiling visage while a shocked Rainbow Dash nearby.
"Are you both...?" Dash began, pointing her hoof forward as Mac backed up nervously, a look of terror on his face at this point.
"Oh no!" Caramel interjected. "Mac's all about the mares! He's just here to support me!"
Dash wiped her brow as Pinkie Pie pouted. "Well, that's just not fair!" The pink pony said,
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Rainbow Dash is standing in a bathroom as she tosses back her mane. "Hello ladies..." she begins in a sultry tone before licking her lips. "Look at your stallion. Now back to me. Now back at your stallion. Now -back- to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if you stop using Heterosexuality and switch to Lesbianism, you could find a nice mare ALMOST as cool as me."
Rainbow Dash starts to trot, the bathroom walls pulling away to reveal she's on a boat as a life preserver drops from the sky to land around her neck. "Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on a boat to the Island of Lesbos with the fastest pony in all of Equestria. Now look at your hand, now back to me. I have it!" She lifts her left hoof holding a clam. As the clam opens, she replies. "It's a clam with two tickets to that movie you love but your stallion says he never wants to go see..."
She drops the clam to the deck as twin rainbows appear in
Every night, she focused on the stars above her head as the monster invaded her room. It's wet tongue and hot breath sickened her almost as much as its touch. She knew what the monster wanted. It was time to let the Stars take her away again, and forget this pain.
Every day in school seemed the same to her. She tried to focus, but the nightly monster attacks just made it so hard to study. In fact, they made her fearful to do anything, really. She just sat in the back of the classroom drawing stars all over her books and papers while the teacher droned on and on.
She had almost resigned herself to the fact she was never going to escape the cycle when she met a purple pony named Twilight Sparkle one Friday after school. This pony was just like her in ever so many ways. She hid from the world, she didn't have friends, and she even liked the stars. The girl and Twilight soon became fast friends, and the girl soon was joining in on everything her new friend Twilight Sparkle experienc