Hostess Bankruptcy?

So, Hostess is possibly going bankrupt www.nypost.com/p/news/business… and it got me thinking about Pinkie Pie's reaction to this news... I can see it now, Pinkie Pie in a funeral shoud and a Twinkie in a mini coffin for a funeral as Twilight trots up to give her an odd look. "Pinkie... What are you doing this time?"

And then Pinkie Pie would gasp, gripping Twilight's withers and shaking her violently. "Ooooh! Twilight! You'll never believe what happened to me! Princess Celestia came to me, snatching me up from my bed above Sugarcube Corner! And she took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And she brought me to this strange planet filled with hairless apes like in that 'My Little Monkey' show Lyra Heartstrings talks about all the time!

"And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from every store! One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear and sandness and sounding just like Applejack's orchards before Apple Bucking Day! And, oh my gosh, terror possesed me then! I couldn't even giggle it away! And I begged, "Princess Celestia, what are these tortured screams?" And she said to me, "These are the cries of the Twinkies, the cries of the Twinkies! You see, Pinkie Pie, tomorrow Hostess goes bankrupt and to these tasty baked goods it is... The holocaust!"

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